Sup, Fruit.

Welcome to earth, Liam. We’ve been so eagerly anticipating meeting you.

I have never been excited to meet a baby before, but I was actually nervously doing a meet-the-baby dance in the elevator on the way up to see my brave girl Jocelyn & her handsome tiny man.
I still don’t want any babies of my own, but I might squeeze this one excessively just to make sure I’m meeting my body’s basic baby needs.